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Alright, guys.

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Say hello to Courtesy
from TelAmeriCorp,

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or, as it will be called in this
weekend, Cafofo Medonho!

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- My God.
- Creepy Cafofo.

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It's like a "cradle"
in this shit.

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But the good ones,
like Rob Schneider.

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All good.
We have some details.

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My God.
A washer and dryer.

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- Two beds.
- Two beds?

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Dude, the remote control?

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It has the channel list on the back.

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I love when they do that.
It's very useful.

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- This is so useful.
- Brothers, look at this.

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Volleyball?
Start the game!

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- Yes!
- Speaking of games,

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they got Twister in this shit.

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- Yes!
- If we call some girls,

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we can play
Twister naked.

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- Yes!
- Naughty!

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Play Twister naked
my dick is raw.

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What has already happened to me.
I have a scar.

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I also have a scar
on my dick.

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Yes, from circumcision.
Want to see?

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- He wants?
- Yes.

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How won't you stop
to ask me that,

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I can show you.

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I'll take it off with a blade.

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- It won't happen today.
- We'd better check the house.

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Check the house...
Good idea.

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Tec Subs, only at <i>vibe</i>,
features:

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Workaholics - 07x03
Monstalibooyah

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Crazy for Job:
Cancer Man ~ ericarockcity

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Crazy for Job:
Artanis

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Workaholic Master:
ericarockcity

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Do you love working for free?
tec.subs@gmail.com

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Holy God!

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Guys,
We have ketchup!

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Brothers!

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Only 500 gallons left
for a hot bath!

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Because there is a Jacuzzi!

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I found some keys!

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Car keys!

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- That's indecent!
- Boast, Baby!

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It's a Fiat!
Curse!

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Ostentation!

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We will have to
pay for the damages.

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- What the hell, Adam?
- I'm such an idiot.

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I can't believe
I did this!

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- Stop!
- No more holes.

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I got it right.
It broke very easily.

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- I'm strong!
- Bad Adam!

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That's daddy's voice.

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More ketchup?

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I don't like that.

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Man, it's so cool

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we are 11 blocks away
from the beach.

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Honestly, it feels like 6.

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Yes, it's almost like
go stand

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but not everything,
what is perfect for us?

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Why did we start
sailing

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on our Fi-Yacht.

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Browse.
Fiat. Yacht.

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Fiat.
Fi...Yacht.

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- Yes, I understand, I understand.
- Yes.

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Man, it was so cool

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Alice has left us
stay here for free.

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- She's a CDF.
- No. No, I stole the keys.

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She doesn't know
that we are here.

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- Film that.
- Film what?

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<i>Bananas, in pajamas,
down the stairs...</i>

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What did you do?

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Tell them you filmed this.

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No.
I hadn't even picked up my phone.

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Had to wait
I pick up the phone.

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You can relax
and stop breaking things?

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Relax
and stop breaking things.

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You don't want to see me "planking",
Do you want Ders?

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On the surf page
from Instagram?

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It's not just surfing.

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"Planking on the board" is about
plank anywhere

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with funny ending
and relaxing

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gaining notoriety, and...

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notoriety...
Did you notice?

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- I'm sure it will be <i>notable</i>.
- What is unnotable?

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I'm going to become super famous
and I will have thousands of girls.

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I don't care about that

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this weekend
I just want a hickey on my neck

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for when we return,
everyone whispers:

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"Have you seen Ders?
It was a hell of a weekend."

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It's important to you.

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So I took that into account,
and I think I know what we will do.

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Let's go to the beach,
we picked up some girls,

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and we bring them
for this little guy

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for a nervous party
all night.

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I loved this idea.
Let's do this.

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Because what I want to do
is to get some wet algae,

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put them in those
Trumpet pipes and smoking them.

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It's called Cabeça de Pau.
I saw that in a porn once.

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"Virgin sperm."
Yes.

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I'm going to smoke
in a Wooden Head.

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I want to try
seafood,

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like shrimp
or something like that.

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And I really want
watch the sunset

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- with you, preferably.
- All good.

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- Good. All of it.
- Anything else?

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Yes.
Let's play volleyball. Now.

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Of course.
Incredible.

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Not like that.
Put on your volleyball gear.

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- Right.
- Don't ruin this.

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I achieved.
I achieved.

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I achieved.

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Let's go!

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We got it!

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That's what I'm talking about!

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You guys suck!

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- Not in volleyball or sticks.
- Cool.

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We don't have a bag
for none of that.

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brothers

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Look!

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Look what the tide brought.
My God.

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I have preference
in the blonde

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because she has
"hickey lips".

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Those are good, Dersy.
Congratulations on your choice.

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I'm proud
by choice,

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because she looks like a
caipirinha that will give you work.

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- Yes. Well?
- We must?

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- Move.
- Serious?

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- I'm moving.
- Let's disturb the hotties.

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How are you?

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Do you want to play, girls?

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We can do
Dressed x Naked.

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Naked x Naked.

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We are not dressed,
so we only have these options.

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No, thank you.
But I liked the "Top Gun" style.

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What?
"Top Chef"?

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We don't watch that.
We watched "Cake Wars,"

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"Keeping Up With the Kardashians".

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I love this one.
I love this program.

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- Yes, "Iron Chef".
- We call ourselves the Bravo Boys.

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We love it.

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What will they do tonight?

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Trying to get ecstasy,

143
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Staying on the shore is fine.

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But probably
let's finish

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- at the Beach Club, as always.
- Like always.

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Beach club?
Beach club?

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I always end
going there too.

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We want to invite them
for a wild party.

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Let's go!
It could be a wild party,

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or an intimate gathering.

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We have a
amazing apartment

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very close, some
11 blocks from here.

153
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And if you want
an orgasm

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I have 2 great ones
masseuses here.

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True, they
they are very strong.

156
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These broken into
Are you bothering me, Gina?

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Carson, I can't
not even talk?

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Just talking.
No one is bothering you.

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We are not broken into.

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Do you swear? Because for me
you are broken into...

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Mega broken into!

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We want to dominate
these three girls,

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and that bothers me.

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Haven't you seen?

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Because we did it,
without a doubt.

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They are children. We,
adults. We won.

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Man, you look cool,

168
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Why not
do we do it like this?

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A game of "boleta".

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Us against you.

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You win, we leave.

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But if we win,
we got your girls.

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Dude, they don't
are property.

174
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This is very sexist!

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You are part
of the problem.

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I saw this in a movie.

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You play
with us for the girls?

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It's something normal
what men do.

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Like knights.
Knights of modern times.

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Throw the ball!

181
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I have a better idea.

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What it is?
Are you kidding me?

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It's our ball
from the wonderful apartment!

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It will cost a fortune!

185
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It seems like they happened
bad about that too.

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Son of a bitch!

187
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He took a "broth".

188
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Ders, film that.

189
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It's going to be viral.

190
00:09:04,396 --> 00:09:06,396
The ball!

191
00:09:09,511 --> 00:09:10,964
Were you able to film it?

192
00:09:10,965 --> 00:09:13,043
No, I left my
cell phone in the car!

193
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Spending a lot
credit lately!

194
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How much "water"!

195
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You can't swim in jeans!

196
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Your problem.

197
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A winner of
two championships

198
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you won't have any problems.

199
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Come here! I'll catch you!

200
00:09:31,912 --> 00:09:33,980
Come here! I'll catch you!

201
00:09:33,981 --> 00:09:36,475
I said "seaweed"! Seaweed!

202
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I swallowed water.
I'm drowning.

203
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The jeans! It's me
pulling down.

204
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We have to take it off!
Take off your jeans!

205
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Wait! Hold
each other!

206
00:09:52,738 --> 00:09:54,230
Take my hand!

207
00:09:54,231 --> 00:09:56,231
Let the
current carry us!

208
00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:02,642
- We are on dry land.
- You're welcome.

209
00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:06,002
Small chicks are
normal sizes now.

210
00:10:06,003 --> 00:10:07,968
It's because
of energy sources.

211
00:10:07,969 --> 00:10:09,549
Yes, from taurine.

212
00:10:09,550 --> 00:10:11,951
Taurine is
shrinking the chicks.

213
00:10:11,952 --> 00:10:14,521
My balls and my
dicks fit in here.

214
00:10:14,522 --> 00:10:16,522
It's pretty cool!

215
00:10:27,392 --> 00:10:28,825
We have to find clothes.

216
00:10:28,826 --> 00:10:30,481
There! Let's get those.

217
00:10:30,482 --> 00:10:33,247
Wait, wait. Adam.

218
00:10:33,248 --> 00:10:35,599
- What are those clothes?
- Whatever. Take it.

219
00:10:39,403 --> 00:10:42,495
- Get your ass out of mine!
- Shut up!

220
00:10:42,496 --> 00:10:44,496
"Whatever. Take it."

221
00:10:45,613 --> 00:10:48,042
I even like my clothes.

222
00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:51,445
- I look like Chorão.
- Man, what the hell.

223
00:10:51,446 --> 00:10:53,446
The sun will set
in two hours,

224
00:10:53,447 --> 00:10:55,281
I don't even have
a kid in your pocket,

225
00:10:55,282 --> 00:10:57,472
but I have hair
pubis in this shell.

226
00:10:57,473 --> 00:10:59,142
Do you know what a drug is?

227
00:10:59,143 --> 00:11:00,479
I didn't appear in "Caldos",

228
00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,576
but this guy falls
of a skimboard,

229
00:11:02,577 --> 00:11:04,804
cracks the neck, the
ankle and ribs,

230
00:11:04,805 --> 00:11:06,112
and does he appear?

231
00:11:06,113 --> 00:11:07,429
Okay, cool.

232
00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:10,183
Hey, man!

233
00:11:10,184 --> 00:11:11,510
It's not my phone.

234
00:11:11,511 --> 00:11:13,055
I found it in these pants.

235
00:11:13,056 --> 00:11:14,424
I know we are hurt.

236
00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:16,816
But the best
medicine for this pain

237
00:11:16,817 --> 00:11:19,133
is a woman
sucking your neck.

238
00:11:19,134 --> 00:11:21,092
So let's get ecstasy

239
00:11:21,093 --> 00:11:22,826
for the girls
that we know

240
00:11:22,827 --> 00:11:25,000
and close the weekend
with a golden key?

241
00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:27,056
You know that
I love doing this,

242
00:11:27,057 --> 00:11:29,401
but all of us
money is in the ocean.

243
00:11:29,402 --> 00:11:31,302
And the owner of this
pants were super poor

244
00:11:31,303 --> 00:11:32,693
because there is no
money in it.

245
00:11:32,694 --> 00:11:35,606
To. There's my dick.

246
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,242
We are on the beach

247
00:11:37,243 --> 00:11:38,907
in the most state
liberal of the country.

248
00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:41,476
Sure that
we will find ecstasy.

249
00:11:41,477 --> 00:11:44,186
- Where?
- Yeah, where?

250
00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:45,687
Drumming wheel.

251
00:11:45,688 --> 00:11:47,156
I told you.

252
00:11:47,157 --> 00:11:50,439
- I thought they heard.
- No.

253
00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,108
Adam, we both go
create a distraction.

254
00:11:53,109 --> 00:11:55,643
Blake, hurry up
and take ecstasy.

255
00:11:55,644 --> 00:11:57,778
- Good.
- You mean "steals", right?

256
00:12:00,631 --> 00:12:02,521
We have to imitate
one of the scenes

257
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,294
from our film
favorite beach.

258
00:12:04,295 --> 00:12:06,421
- "Emotion Seekers".
- "Lilo and Stitch".

259
00:12:07,505 --> 00:12:10,179
You have to see
"Lilo and Stitch" again.

260
00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:11,703
This film is timely!

261
00:12:11,704 --> 00:12:13,704
We will do "Hunters
of Emotion".

262
00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:17,737
Hey guys!

263
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,872
- Stop drumming.
- No drumming.

264
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,439
Hands and wheel mines.

265
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,822
These two will
fight with angry vibes!

266
00:12:23,823 --> 00:12:26,338
We're going to fight, look.

267
00:12:26,339 --> 00:12:28,034
This is the part
where do you say

268
00:12:28,035 --> 00:12:30,565
that natives dominate,
and preppies like me

269
00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:33,413
don't deserve to surf
here and so on, right?

270
00:12:34,764 --> 00:12:37,206
"Ohana" means family.

271
00:12:37,207 --> 00:12:41,769
And family means...
never give up?

272
00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:43,770
I forgot how
is the right sentence.

273
00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:47,608
Holy crap!

274
00:12:47,609 --> 00:12:49,757
Film this! Why
Is no one filming?

275
00:12:49,758 --> 00:12:51,489
Bro, stop!

276
00:12:51,490 --> 00:12:53,023
You're going to break the board!

277
00:12:53,024 --> 00:12:55,285
It's a beautiful
coverage, man.

278
00:12:55,286 --> 00:12:57,418
It looks super surfable.

279
00:12:57,419 --> 00:12:59,286
Right under your nose!

280
00:12:59,287 --> 00:13:00,589
Not cocaine.

281
00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:03,405
- Burglar!
- Damn it, Lilo!

282
00:13:03,406 --> 00:13:05,540
Drumming wheel!
Let's go!

283
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,438
Let's go in
in this bar-bike.

284
00:13:18,332 --> 00:13:20,666
- Where did they go?
- Over there.

285
00:13:22,488 --> 00:13:24,488
Who is the lucky girl?

286
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,250
You are so beautiful!

287
00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:33,288
- Guys, beach club!
- Beach club.

288
00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:35,010
Thanks. Good luck.

289
00:13:35,011 --> 00:13:37,011
Have a great life.

290
00:13:46,777 --> 00:13:48,777
Here. Put this on.

291
00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:54,142
Hello, how are you?

292
00:13:56,147 --> 00:13:57,452
- Load.
- What?

293
00:13:57,453 --> 00:13:58,820
Press to pass.

294
00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:00,139
We can be shrimpers.

295
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,695
- Good.
- What is a shrimp bowl?

296
00:14:01,696 --> 00:14:03,963
"What is a shrimp bowl"?
Dude, shrimper.

297
00:14:03,964 --> 00:14:05,435
Waiters with prawns

298
00:14:05,436 --> 00:14:07,613
in places
elegant like this...

299
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:08,919
Shrimpmen!

300
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,079
- Don't you know shrimpers?
- There is no such thing.

301
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,668
Act like one.

302
00:14:12,669 --> 00:14:14,963
Let me get more.

303
00:14:14,964 --> 00:14:16,964
Hurry up.

304
00:14:23,408 --> 00:14:25,525
I'm your shrimp man, Adam.

305
00:14:25,526 --> 00:14:27,559
Shrimp cocktail
on the house.

306
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,720
One for you, and one for you.
Enjoy.

307
00:14:30,721 --> 00:14:33,859
- Guys. 5am.
- Are you kidding? Is it 5am?

308
00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:35,997
Damn it.
The sun sets in half an hour.

309
00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:38,752
No, guys,
hotties on the right.

310
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:43,089
Damn.

311
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,413
Good afternoon, ladies.

312
00:14:44,414 --> 00:14:46,359
Sorry...girls.

313
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,380
If interested
in a handful of shrimp?

314
00:14:48,381 --> 00:14:50,234
Hey, look.
They're the volleyball guys.

315
00:14:50,235 --> 00:14:52,700
- We are.
- Do you work here now?

316
00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:55,289
They replaced the guy who was
dismissed by Mr. Carosi

317
00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:56,848
for fucking his wife
in the bathroom?

318
00:14:56,849 --> 00:15:00,215
I want 3 Long Islands
in the bowl and a straw.

319
00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:01,991
- I liked her.
- We don't work...

320
00:15:01,992 --> 00:15:04,098
A curiosity
about shrimp...

321
00:15:04,099 --> 00:15:05,753
They don't have necks
muscular,

322
00:15:05,754 --> 00:15:07,695
but I have.
Who wants to suck?

323
00:15:07,696 --> 00:15:10,747
- What are you doing?
- You should suck him.

324
00:15:10,748 --> 00:15:12,071
We have ecstasy.

325
00:15:12,072 --> 00:15:13,626
In this bag.
Underneath the shrimp.

326
00:15:13,627 --> 00:15:15,914
And we want you to come
use with us.

327
00:15:18,389 --> 00:15:20,767
What are you doing here?
dressed like that?

328
00:15:20,768 --> 00:15:23,364
He thinks I'm crazy.
You should hit me, right?

329
00:15:23,365 --> 00:15:25,657
Ders, film. Hit me.
Break that glass on me.

330
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,927
- Carson, calm down.
- Gina, you calm down!

331
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,272
- I'm calm!
- He's not just calm.

332
00:15:30,273 --> 00:15:33,613
He's the calmest guy
that I know.

333
00:15:33,614 --> 00:15:36,472
They stole the drugs
from my guy

334
00:15:36,473 --> 00:15:37,776
and brought violence

335
00:15:37,777 --> 00:15:39,641
to our circle of peace.

336
00:15:39,642 --> 00:15:41,610
Drummers, come on!

337
00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:43,191
1325 Driftwood Lane.

338
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,526
And bring your smiles.

339
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,274
And fries.
We already have ketchup.

340
00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:49,132
Wait!
I'm not done talking to you

341
00:15:49,133 --> 00:15:51,599
- Listen, shrimp boy.
- I'm not a shrimp boy.

342
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,952
I'm the shrimp farmer.
Crush.

343
00:16:06,844 --> 00:16:09,060
They're on our tail!
7am, man!

344
00:16:09,061 --> 00:16:11,714
7am? What?
The clock is broken.

345
00:16:14,554 --> 00:16:16,554
Go! Go! Go!

346
00:16:18,975 --> 00:16:20,481
Hold the door!

347
00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:22,656
"Hold the door.
Hold the door."

348
00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:23,961
Like in...

349
00:16:23,962 --> 00:16:25,295
- "GOT."
- Yeah.

350
00:16:25,296 --> 00:16:27,422
- In "Game of Thrones."
- Totally.

351
00:16:27,423 --> 00:16:28,869
Hold.

352
00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:30,632
No one will enter
or get out of here.

353
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:32,969
- Except the mines.
- With the exception of mines.

354
00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:34,728
Of course, I mean...

355
00:16:34,729 --> 00:16:36,381
Girls can enter.

356
00:16:36,382 --> 00:16:37,915
Or the pizza, if we order it.

357
00:16:37,916 --> 00:16:40,373
Or wings,
if we ask.

358
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:43,094
- I am hungry.
- Adam, no one comes in.

359
00:16:43,095 --> 00:16:45,850
If they come in and break everything,
It's our entire salary.

360
00:16:45,851 --> 00:16:48,990
No one will break.
This place is strong

361
00:16:48,991 --> 00:16:51,121
like a condominium, is that ok?

362
00:16:51,122 --> 00:16:53,739
And my upper part
It's strong too.

363
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:56,037
- Not as much as you think...
- Hey!

364
00:16:56,038 --> 00:16:58,190
They came from the garage.
Stairs, stairs!

365
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:00,125
Steps!

366
00:17:00,126 --> 00:17:02,126
Hey, let us go!

367
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,900
Drug!

368
00:17:12,887 --> 00:17:14,454
We have to get out of here.

369
00:17:14,455 --> 00:17:15,832
I can't die in Crocs.

370
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:17,834
There is an empty Jacuzzi...
I can't die

371
00:17:17,835 --> 00:17:19,366
in a Jacuzzi, like my uncles.

372
00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:20,796
We'll be fine...
See.

373
00:17:20,797 --> 00:17:22,797
Everyone died
in empty jacuzzis.

374
00:17:24,239 --> 00:17:26,307
- That!
- Nice try!

375
00:17:26,308 --> 00:17:28,095
- Yeah!
- You are a loser!

376
00:17:28,096 --> 00:17:30,004
- Loser!
- Guess what?

377
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,775
It won't reach the balcony.

378
00:17:31,776 --> 00:17:34,188
Take your hair,
your perfect tan...

379
00:17:34,189 --> 00:17:36,289
- and perfect body...
- He's super handsome.

380
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:37,939
We are locked
on the balcony.

381
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:40,219
We are locked...
You guys did it!

382
00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:42,298
- They're here!
- They arrived!

383
00:17:42,299 --> 00:17:44,786
We're out here,
they should come here.

384
00:17:44,787 --> 00:17:46,804
Watch the sunset.
It's beautiful.

385
00:17:46,805 --> 00:17:48,477
- Vejam isso.
- Get out here.

386
00:17:48,478 --> 00:17:49,868
Suck my neck?

387
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,189
Kiss me.

388
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:52,613
Dane?

389
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,985
Is that you, man?

390
00:17:53,986 --> 00:17:57,635
- Carson! Damn!
- Dude, Dane!

391
00:17:57,636 --> 00:17:59,431
I used to do nothing
with him.

392
00:17:59,432 --> 00:18:01,177
My guy.

393
00:18:01,178 --> 00:18:04,497
Guys, we found ecstasy.
Who wants some?

394
00:18:04,498 --> 00:18:06,566
I love drugs!

395
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,567
Drummers, drop a beat!

396
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:11,694
- My ecstasy.
- Can we come in?

397
00:18:11,695 --> 00:18:14,804
Sorry, guys.
The show is over.

398
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,317
Wait, wait. No!

399
00:18:18,318 --> 00:18:21,997
No!

400
00:18:31,198 --> 00:18:32,537
Right hand on the nipple.

401
00:18:32,538 --> 00:18:33,939
This is torture.

402
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:35,797
Actually, I don't care.

403
00:18:35,798 --> 00:18:37,933
I grew up listening to my parents
have sex,

404
00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:39,574
so the noise calms me down.

405
00:18:39,575 --> 00:18:41,152
- Of course.
- Hey, guys.

406
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,860
I know this is not the day
beach we wanted,

407
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:46,005
but it's a beach day
that we have.

408
00:18:46,006 --> 00:18:48,262
Even though I don't have
no marijuana,

409
00:18:48,263 --> 00:18:51,452
I have ecstasy.

410
00:18:51,453 --> 00:18:53,774
- Right.
- Cool.

411
00:18:53,775 --> 00:18:56,334
Do you want some?
Let's break it down.

412
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,952
- Are you taking it?
- Why are you putting it in your mouth?

413
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:02,152
- Yes.
- Right. Drug.

414
00:19:02,153 --> 00:19:03,925
Face.

415
00:19:03,926 --> 00:19:06,581
Do you know what's better than smoking?
marijuana in a shell?

416
00:19:06,582 --> 00:19:08,709
Taking ecstasy in a shell.

417
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:10,344
Creed.

418
00:19:10,345 --> 00:19:12,445
But what the fuck...

419
00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:14,841
- Shrimp.
- Dude.

420
00:19:14,842 --> 00:19:16,842
This is disgusting.

421
00:19:19,732 --> 00:19:21,586
It must be ecstasy
very strong

422
00:19:21,587 --> 00:19:25,293
because I'm already feeling it.

423
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:27,789
This is powerful.

424
00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:30,441
- I feel it.
- I feel it beating.

425
00:19:30,442 --> 00:19:32,496
It's beating.
I'm feeling it.

426
00:19:32,497 --> 00:19:33,987
I said. I'm feeling it.

427
00:19:33,988 --> 00:19:35,800
I'm feeling strong.

428
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,632
I'm feeling more.

429
00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:39,788
I'm feeling stronger
than you.

430
00:19:39,789 --> 00:19:41,110
Watch the sunset.

431
00:19:41,111 --> 00:19:43,680
It's jumping out of the clouds
even me.

432
00:19:43,681 --> 00:19:48,409
My God, Blake.
I'm traveling into this sunset.

433
00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:50,479
Probably more
than you.

434
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,941
Certainly more than me,
because it is very cloudy.

435
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,710
It's a bit rubbish,
certainly.

436
00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:57,598
The only thing
that would make it better...

437
00:19:57,599 --> 00:20:00,399
Cloudless
and hickey on my neck,

438
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,268
but what do you do?

439
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,715
Hey.

440
00:20:03,716 --> 00:20:05,523
Do you want me to give you a hickey?

441
00:20:05,524 --> 00:20:07,835
No, but thanks for offering.
You are sweet.

442
00:20:07,836 --> 00:20:09,742
- He wants a hickey.
- You don't want to.

443
00:20:09,743 --> 00:20:11,739
- No.
- I'll give it to you.

444
00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:13,907
- Let me...
- I don't want...

445
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,087
- I'm fine.
- It doesn't matter!

446
00:20:16,088 --> 00:20:17,808
Stop! Adam!

447
00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:19,809
I don't want!

448
00:20:22,619 --> 00:20:24,619
Adam overboard.

449
00:20:29,054 --> 00:20:32,249
Are you filming?
Tell me you got this.

450
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,835
No. I'm catching a Pokémon.

451
00:20:35,874 --> 00:20:38,477
But I found Charmander.

452
00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:40,498
That!

453
00:20:40,499 --> 00:20:42,499
The ecstasy is hitting.

454
00:20:43,635 --> 00:20:45,635
I felt it.

455
00:20:47,181 --> 00:20:48,709
Get a job
for real!

456
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:52,616
Tec Subs:
Motherfucking wizards never die.